Blasphemy Laws are BS What’s up Heathens! So today on the daily Bible podcast we are going over the Old Testament laws on blasphemy and other ridiculous things. Like necromancy and how a lot of these laws would have been used against Jesus. They weren’t but that’s another problem with his story. So we are…
Destruction Is God’s Game What’s Up Heathens! Today we are looking at several bible verses but basically, we are covering how God orders the total destruction of a couple groups of people: the Canaanites and Amalekites. He also appoints Joshua as the successor to Moses and other boilerplate things. First, we start out with god…
God Is Fictional What’s Up Heathens! Today in the Bible God is going to kill more Israelites for no good reason. 24,000 of them to be exact. He does this because they started worshiping Midianite idols and sleeping with their women. So we are starting out in Moab at Shit’em. I’m not sure why the…
Talking Donkeys are magical What’s up Heathens! Today we are going to be talking about the magical talking donkey. Bamalamadingdong is going to ride a donkey and God is going to appear to the donkey only. Because that makes sense. He’s gonna beat his donkey a few times and then praise God. First, we start…
Jews just want water What’s Up Heathens! Today on the podcast we have the Jews complaining about their situation again. They need water this time and go on with the whole doubting and reconsidering this entire trip so God throws some snakes at them. So we start off today with Miriam dying. Miriam is the…
No God Doesn’t What’s up Heathens! Today we are covering more in the Daily Bible. We start off today with God giving the Jews a really hard time because they challenge Moses and Aaron’s leadership. One thing leads to another and Aaron’s rod grows nuts. It’s Crazy. Corey, Abercrombie, and Fitch have problems with Moses and…
Jews Wander Aimlessly What’s Up Heathens! Today on the Daily Bible we have the Jews wandering for 40 years as a punishment from God. They had sent out 12 spies to Canaan who returned and causes everyone to doubt God’s holy protection so they get to wander for 40 years and never see milk and…
Moses Chasing Clouds What’s Up Heathens! Today on the Daily Bible Podcast we are going over the start of Moses’ Journey to the Promised Land. He and the Jews anger God many times in today’s podcast alone. So we start off with blowing silver trumpets in different ways to call people to begin to leave, to…
What For God’s Pleasure? What’s Up Heathens! Today on the podcast we don’t have a lot to talk about, mainly because the bible repeats itself a lot. God has the Levites shaving their bodies for his pleasure. This is after God literally fired Aaron’s sons from the priesthood and now God is dictating that the Levites…
Fired after Ordination What’s up Heathens! I hope you guys had a safe and happy new year. Today we are talking about God killing Aaron’s sons after their ordination. If anything, god loves firing people in the most gruesome of ways. Leading up to that we have a couple days of repetitive stuff but we…
