God will punish the disobedient What’s Up Heathens! Today on the Daily Bible Podcast we are going to be discussing the laws and punishments surrounding obedience. God loves nothing more than obedient sheep. Also, today is the last show about the laws of the bible and I couldn’t be happier. These last laws all concern…
Grooming will not be tolerated What’s Up Heathens! Today we are going over a lot of priestly rules including what happens to Priests’ harlot daughters as well as the grooming rules of priests. So first we talk about the priests ability to defile themselves for death. Apparently they can’t touch dead people unless it’s a…
Old Testament Be Crazy What’s Up Heathens! Today on the Podcast we are going to be discussing Old Testament feast traditions and how they don’t make any kind of sense. I also have a bit of Mythicism knowledge worked in there around the middle and we figure out exactly what will get you kicked out…
Blasphemy Laws are BS What’s up Heathens! So today on the daily Bible podcast we are going over the Old Testament laws on blasphemy and other ridiculous things. Like necromancy and how a lot of these laws would have been used against Jesus. They weren’t but that’s another problem with his story. So we are…
Destruction Is God’s Game What’s Up Heathens! Today we are looking at several bible verses but basically, we are covering how God orders the total destruction of a couple groups of people: the Canaanites and Amalekites. He also appoints Joshua as the successor to Moses and other boilerplate things. First, we start out with god…
God Is Fictional What’s Up Heathens! Today in the Bible God is going to kill more Israelites for no good reason. 24,000 of them to be exact. He does this because they started worshiping Midianite idols and sleeping with their women. So we are starting out in Moab at Shit’em. I’m not sure why the…
Talking Donkeys are magical What’s up Heathens! Today we are going to be talking about the magical talking donkey. Bamalamadingdong is going to ride a donkey and God is going to appear to the donkey only. Because that makes sense. He’s gonna beat his donkey a few times and then praise God. First, we start…
Jews just want water What’s Up Heathens! Today on the podcast we have the Jews complaining about their situation again. They need water this time and go on with the whole doubting and reconsidering this entire trip so God throws some snakes at them. So we start off today with Miriam dying. Miriam is the…
No God Doesn’t What’s up Heathens! Today we are covering more in the Daily Bible. We start off today with God giving the Jews a really hard time because they challenge Moses and Aaron’s leadership. One thing leads to another and Aaron’s rod grows nuts. It’s Crazy. Corey, Abercrombie, and Fitch have problems with Moses and…
Jews Wander Aimlessly What’s Up Heathens! Today on the Daily Bible we have the Jews wandering for 40 years as a punishment from God. They had sent out 12 spies to Canaan who returned and causes everyone to doubt God’s holy protection so they get to wander for 40 years and never see milk and…
