by Godless Engineer | Oct 30, 2019 | 1 Kings, 2 Kings, Bible Study, Christianity, Daily Bible Podcast
Elijah, The Firebender A lot of things happen today in the Daily Bible, A surprised Fonzi sends 102 men to escort Elijah back to his palace and Elijah becomes a Firebender to attack them. Before all that though, Ahab kicked the bucket during a battle which he was told... 
by Godless Engineer | Oct 8, 2019 | 1 Kings, Christianity, Daily Bible Podcast
Elijah Is Selected by Jesus So today on the Daily Bible Podcast, Jesus personally visits a guy named Elijah to tea bag some sense into him. Elijah gets selected by God to be His prophet. So naturally, the first thing that Elijah does is threaten the local government.... 
by Godless Engineer | Sep 3, 2019 | 1 Kings, Bible Study, Christianity, Daily Bible Podcast
Solomon Has Good Reason To Go Flaccid Today on the Daily Bible Podcast, we have Solomon who messes up big time and goes limp/flaccid. We start off with Solomon getting 700 wives and 300 concubines from foreign nations. He started worshiping other gods and you know how... 
by Godless Engineer | Aug 27, 2019 | 1 Kings, Bible Study, Christianity, Daily Bible Podcast
Queen of Sheba Inspects Solomon Today in the Daily Bible, we have the Queen of Sheba visiting Solomon to assess his rod. The Queen of Sheba thinks a lot of herself and is amazed by Solomon’s “wisdom.” I’m fairly certain they ended up fucking.... 
by Godless Engineer | Aug 13, 2019 | 1 Kings, Bible Study, Christianity, Daily Bible Podcast
Solomon Did What??? Today on the Daily Bible Podcast, we are discussing Solomon’s weird dedication of God’s temple that he just built out of pure gold. First of all, he needs to move the ark there, I don’t need to tell you what’s actually in... 
by Godless Engineer | Jul 31, 2018 | Bible Study, Christianity, Daily Bible Podcast
God will punish the disobedient What’s Up Heathens! Today on the Daily Bible Podcast we are going to be discussing the laws and punishments surrounding obedience. God loves nothing more than obedient sheep. Also, today is the last show about the laws of the...
