Roy Moore Should Lose
What’s Up Heathens! Today we are reading comments from people that support Roy Moore. As you know he is running for Senate in my state which is just “awesome.” His supporters need a voice but it has to be the correct one. Namely a drunken hillbilly one.
First, we start out with a joke about the weather in Alabama and how Roy has a habit of going for girls in their teens. It is pretty chilly down here Bama right now. Not as chilly as some of these comments are though. Next, some guy that is saying stuff about being sworn in on a Bible. You can be sworn in on a Penthouse.
Next, we got a guy trying to stand on the high moral ground against Doug Jones, Moore’s competitor. He misrepresents the transgender bathroom issue saying that Alabamians are not for men using the women’s restroom. Another person stands on the whole idea that she’s protecting unborn babies. Well, I guess Roy needs someone to fuck later right?
A third guy whose main objection to Jones is that he supports abortion. I would love to know if there are legal murders. Also, abortion does not kill babies. Most abortions take place before the fetus has actually formed in a substantial way. Oh and a random comment about god.
There is another guy that is talking about Democrats lying and god literally overturning the lies of the devil. It’s funny that he’s standing on that particle sand dune for his candidate because his candidate is the one that has a history of lying to people and breaking law. And pretty much the rest is about Democrats lying or being LYING DEMONS!!!!
