Jesus Fear Mongering Kids Out Of Halloween
It's Ok To Celebrate Halloween
Happy Halloween Heathens! Today we are going to find out how Jesus fear mongers kids out of Halloween. Well, not him directly but you understand what I mean.
This is a skit played by this one family of kids. They knock on a door because they have their lights on and shit. A girl comes to the door just to tell them that she is only giving out the gospel tonight... no candy. Instead of being normal fucking kids and running to the next house they ask if she's an alien.
So she goes into this long spiel about glorifying God and shit. She then compares Halloween to a diseased room where the more you go in it, the more diseased you become. So you have these kids that are thinking they are diseased in some way when they aren't. Then the little girl asks for a cure and of course JESUS TO THE RESCUE.