Jacob tells Laban "Bye Felicia"
Buh Bye Bitch
So today on the Daily Bible we have Jacob telling Laban "Bye Felicia." Jacob leaves laban in the middle of the night with his 4 wives, 13 children, and everyone else that is part of his household. I'm not sure how you leave quietly in the middle of the night with 13 children from 4 women but mafucker did it.
Laban didn't know that Jacob had left for 3 days, magical number. He was shearing his sheep, which might be code for having sexy time with them, and didn't notice the whole of his family missing. Talk about not noticing shit.
Next Jacob wrestles with a naked man in the middle of the night. Why is this episode all about fucking ???