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Abraham Circumcises Himself

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So today we have a lot to talk about. First up is how hypocritical Sarai is with Hagar. First, she gives Hagar to Abram as a consolation prize because she's barren as fuck and God is slower than a fat guy on a scooter. So Abram conceives a child with Hagar and that pisses Sarai because she's a confused bitch.

Next God chooses Abraham to be his special chosen people. The grand prize for that is circumcision, cutting part of your dick off. I know the prize sucks. Abraham circumcises himself and then everyone that is in his household has to be circumcised by Abraham.

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So from Sarai and Hagar to Abraham circumcising himself, today is a weird one and a major struggle for me to not make dick jokes.

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Created: 2017-02-09 13:56:05