Today on twitter, #JesusPickupLines is trending and people are getting pretty creative.
First off here are a couple I thought of:
Hey baby.... wanna get nailed? #JesusPickUpLines— Godless Engineer (@GodlessEngineer) April 5, 2015
"Girl i can guarantee with you it won't take me three days to rise" #JesusPickUpLines— Johnny Dee (@JohnnyDee24) April 5, 2015
You're recently divorced? Well let me pull an Acts 16:31 and save your household. #JesusPickUpLines— Carl (@dexter111344) April 5, 2015
#JesusPickUpLines God is my dad. Your place or mine?— Political Nerd (@Sttbs73) April 5, 2015
"Man, I just got nailed so hard. Now it's your turn" #JesusPickUpLines— Martin Plant (@MartinPlant85) April 5, 2015
#JesusPickUpLines I can walk on water. What can your current boyfriend do baby?— Political Nerd (@Sttbs73) April 5, 2015